Our long national nightmare for our senior citizens is finally over. For far too long our grandparents have been suffering with a shameful addiction. Hiding themselves away in dark, dirty “whip-it houses” (a.k.a. nursing homes) holing up with seemingly endless marathons of Matlock and sucking down giant balloons filled with nitrous.
Sources tell TMZ … one of Demi’s friends who was at her home told emergency workers Demi was doing whip-its. A whip-it is a street name for a type of nitrous oxide inhalant.
The friend said she became upset when Demi had a reaction to a whip-it and lapsed into semi-consciousness.
It appears Demi had symptoms of a seizure — after inhaling the nitrous.
Don’t believe me? Go to any senior community living development or just head over to Ashton Kutcher’s house, it’s not uncommon to see elderly nitrous addicts selling their denture cream or stealing money from their younger spouse’s “Nikon COOLPIX cookie jar rainy day” stash of cash.
Actual photo of well-known nitrous user Demi Moore's knees.
Most of us are aware of the faces of meth and the devastating effects of such a terrible drug. Sadly, not nearly as many people are aware of the equally devastating effects of nitrous addiction on kneecaps.
By week’s end a ribbon campaign made up of tasty, edible cool whip and edible cotton will be helping to spread awareness about this all too real sickness ravaging old people everywhere.
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