Shit Long Island People Say

I’m relatively sure Shit Girls Say started off this phenomenon of “Shit _____ Say” videos but this is by far the funniest one I’ve seen since the original.

Optimum WiFi Should Partner With Every Starbucks in NYC

If you do any sort of freelance work or spend any significant amount of time working out of Starbucks you may have noticed that often using their wifi (at least in NYC) is reminiscent of connecting to your dial-up modem back in 1995.

Luckily at one of the Starbucks I regularly visit I recently started noticing “OptimumWiFi” as one of the connection options. Apparently anyone that has Optimum Online service can call up and set up a username and password to be able to access free OptimumWifi hotspots around the city. You’ll need to be at home when you call to setup the username/password because you’ll need to give them a number off of your router for them to set up your account.

Not only is it a free service but it’s also blazing fast which is a very welcome feature when you’re trying to get work done and fighting back the urge to toss your laptop out the window for taking 40 seconds to load a webpage.

Once you’re signed up you can go to Optimum.net and search for available hotspots in your area. The great thing about Optimum hotspots is that they have just as many, if not more, hotspots outside so you can hookup in parks or other public places.

Unfortunately, the place where I usually end up working and where my daughter goes to school is Park Slope which seems to be the only part of Brooklyn that’s stuck with Time Warner and therefore doesn’t have any Optimum hotspots.

If anyone knows of any good, freelance friendly places that have access to Optimum WiFi feel free to share them here. I may have to start venturing outside of the Slope to finally get some work done.

Fifth Ave. and 51st St. Manhattan circa 1908

Fifth Avenue hotels north from 51st Street.

Another great, old photograph from early NYC. This one is from the early 20th century. It’s also a great contrast to this photo taken barely more than a decade earlier that shows the slums of New York in the downtown area.

Photo via Shorpy

The Slums of 19th Century New York Captured in Photographs by Jacob Riis

Jacob Riis was a crime reporter in NYC in the late 1800′s and spent much of his time in the seedy parts of old New York. Many of his photographs are also used in a wonderful book called ‘Lowlife‘ (affiliate link) by Luc Sante. Sante does an excellent job of capturing the hardships of living in NYC during the late 19th Century while accentuating his point with this brilliant photographs by Riis.

Sadly, Riis never truly understood the importance of the images he was capturing and always viewed them as superfluous to his main work which was crime reporting.

You can take a look at some more of his photographs in this Daily Mail article but if you’re interested in seeing his a much larger collection of his photographs you can visit the Museum of the City of New York.

Entitled White People A.K.A. Park Slope Starbucks

This woman was sitting in Starbucks with what appeared to be her husband and a couple of other guys. She drags the toy you see and gives her kid Cheerios and proceeds to ignore him for the next hour or so. When she’s ready to leave she just gets up and leaves. Doesn’t even bother to even attempt to clean up the mess her kid made let alone put back the toy she dragged out. It’s all just sitting on the floor right in everyone’s way.

Way to teach your kid how to just no give a shit about anyone else, you’re doing a bang up job super parent.

NYC Councilman Wants to Give Occupy Wall Street His Stipend

It’s difficult not to view virtually every action taken by an elected official as some sort of premeditated attempt to lure voters but that doesn’t mean that politicians that actually make good decisions shouldn’t be lauded for them.

Manhattan Councilman Ydanis Rodriguez asked to donate his most recent $5,000 leadership stipend to the Occupy Wall Street movement, according to his letter to the Council Speaker.

Rodriguez made the request in a letter to City Council Speaker Christine Quinn’s office Tuesday.

As chairman of the Higher Education committee, Rodriguez is eligible to receive the allowance, which is known as a “lulu,” shorthand for “in lieu of expenses.” The speaker doles out the stipends to committee chairs at his or her discretion.

In the letter, Rodriguez declined to personally accept the stipend and instead asked that Quinn donate the money directly to the Occupy Wall Street general assembly.

$5,000 would buy a lot of food and blankets. Hopefully Christine Quinn won’t cockblock him from this donation.

Queens Construction Worker on 2nd Ave. Subway Belts Out Sinatra

Every time I run into, or see a video of something like this, it reminds me of what I love about NYC. This guy needs to quit his day job.

Russo hung a sign that says, “Forget all the noise, traffic and the impact of the 2nd Ave Subway. Enjoy the Music. -Hard Hats and Microphones”

Russo says at the end of the video he’s just trying to give back a little. Let’s see if we can get this guy on the Today Show by the end of the week!

Bloomberg Grants Immunity for Alternate-Side Parking, Parking Tickets and Late Library Books for Anyone Caught Up in the Rapture

Well, one less thing to worry about I guess:

Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg on Friday pledged relief from the often-criticized rules, saying it was “official policy” in a doomsday situation. “Alternate-side parking will take on a whole different meaning, actually,” he joked in an interview with John Gambling on WOR-AM (710).

If the end of the world comes to pass, Mr. Bloomberg said, city residents will also not have to worry about returning library books or paying parking tickets. He noted that it would help ease the city’s traffic problems.

This is New York City though, I’m not sure how much the rapture will actually effect traffic congestion.

Bush Declines President Obama’s Invitation to Ground Zero

Excerpt of Bush’s speech at Ground Zero right after 9/11.

President Bush: Thank you all. I want you all to know — it [bullhorn] can’t go any louder — I want you all to know that American today, American today is on bended knee, in prayer for the people whose lives were lost here, for the workers who work here, for the families who mourn. The nation stands with the good people of New York City and New Jersey and Connecticut as we mourn the loss of thousands of our citizens

Rescue Worker: I can’t hear you!

President Bush: I can hear you! I can hear you! The rest of the world hears you! And the people — and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon!

Between all the rhetoric and the mission accomplished banners you would think that now, almost 10 years later, that the guy that started this game of international bounty hunter would want to be there to pay homage to the final chapter in that particular part of the story.

Nope.

“President Bush will not be in attendance on Thursday,” said his spokesman, David Sherzer. “He appreciated the invite, but has chosen in his post-presidency to remain largely out of the spotlight. He continues to celebrate with Americans this important victory in the war on terror.”

This isn’t exactly a ribbon cutting ceremony at the Piggly Wiggly. Methinks someone seems a bit terrified of what the public’s reaction to his presence might be at this event. Or maybe he’s just mad because Obama told him he wasn’t allowed to bring his bullhorn this time.

Time Magazine Releases Special Issue on Osama bin Laden’s Death a la Evil Bastard Edition

If, at the time of your death, you wind up on the cover of Time Magazine, or any magazine for that matter, with a giant red “X” drawn across your face it’s probably a good bet you made a few questionable life decisions.

Via: TIME is releasing a special issue on Osama bin Laden’s death — and we’re putting it up in lights.

On Monday evening, TIME’s cover lit up the Nasdaq screen in Times Square in Manhattan. The cover features bin Laden’s face covered by a red “X.” This image has become iconic after its use with Hitler, Saddam Hussein and Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. The bin Laden cover was illustrated by Tim O’Brien, who also designed the cover featuring al-Zarqawi.

The special issue will hit newsstands on Thursday, May 5, and will be available on the iPad on the same day.

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (June 13, 2006)

Saddam Hussein (April 21, 2003)

Japan (August 20, 1945)

Adolf Hitler (May 7 1945)

After Missing the Osama bin Laden Story, AM New York Comforts Its Readers Via Tweet Promising Extended Coverage Tomorrow

Whatever you do don’t overdose on all the massive bin Laden coverage going around because, thanks to “an early deadline” AM New York couldn’t get the news of his demise in today’s edition. Don’t worry though, they’re promising an extended edition tomorrow.

I think it’s only fair to level the playing field and call for a complete media blackout until AM New York can get their extended death edition out.

Guy Arrested by NYPD for Cracking Jokes at Another Guy Getting a Ridiculous $150 Summons

All of this hits close to home right now since just last week I was issued a $150 summons by the NYPD for being on my cell phone while in my car in the mall parking lot. Yes, I was pulled over and ticketed while going 5 mph in the mall parking lot with lights and sirens and everything. The bright side I guess was that I was able to bite my tongue enough to not get arrested.

Here’s the setup for what happened to this guy according to the videographer on YouTube.

Here’s the scene:
We were enjoying the nice spring weather from our balcony. A friend was visiting on his bike, and he rode up on the sidewalk from the street to our front door. In NYC this is illegal. You are supposed to stop in the street, get off the bike and walk it on the sidewalk. Although he was merely coming from the street up to our front door, those few second were illegal. NYPD rolls up and tickets him for this ($150 fine or appear in court!).

Meanwhile our neighbor walks by while this scene is unfolding. They exchange some banter. We all laughed. He keeps walking.

From there everything escalates… Seems completely unnecessary to me…

At the end of the day, he was charged with harassment, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

Welcome to an afternoon with the NYPD

While the video is compelling and utterly ridiculous it’s pretty annoying to watch since the person doing the filming seems to be using an iPhone and records in portrait mode rather than landscape mode which is what makes the video tall and skinny.

New York City HD Time Lapse Video

Nothing really important about this post I’m just testing out a new shortcode enhancement I’m using to make sure it works. Although it is a pretty kick-ass video.

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The New York Mets: Your Taxpayer Dollars Hard at Work

For years the Dallas Cowboys have been known as “America’s Team”. By all rights that title should now be handed over to the Mets since they are a team basically financed by the American people.

I’m no economist but let’s try and break down a few numbers here.

  • In 2006, Citigroup signed a 20-year, $400 million contract to name the Mets’ new stadium in Queens Citi Field. By the time construction was complete on the new ballpark Citi had received not one, but two multi-billion dollar loans from the federal government as part of a bailout of the banks. Still Citi refused to back out of the deal even though it was now essentially being footed by taxpayer dollars.
  • In 2009 Citi Field opened at a final cost $600 million. Of that, $89.7 million came from capital funds from the city and $74.7 million in rent credits from the state.
  • In 2010 the Mets had the fifth highest payroll in all of Major League Baseball at $132,701,445. They finished second to last in their division ahead of only the Nationals whose payroll is less than half that amount. They also finished behind the Marlins who’s payroll is just a bit higher than a third of the entire Mets roster.
  • In October of 2010 the Mets received a secret loan of $25 million from MLB to help cover their operating expenses. That was on top of the $430 million in loans they received that same year from JPMorgan Chase. How could JPMorgan Chase afford to loan the Mets that much money? Well, they did receive the largest amount paid out to any of the banks during the bailout to the tune of $25 billion.
  • February 2011 and the Mets are seeking a new loan to stay afloat because oops, owner Fred Wilpon happened to be part of the Madoff Ponzi scheme and is now being sued for millions of dollars. The loan, according to a well-placed source said, both the Mets and Major League Baseball (MLB) were exerting strong pressure on JPMorgan to make that loan happen. JPMorgan also just happens to finance MLB operations. Someone who obviously knows about financing and economics said of the loan, “You don’t lend into a distressed situation…This is a very risky loan.” However, it’s doubtful that something like common sense would stop them from getting the loan.
  • The Mets 2011 payroll is expected to be around $108.7 million dollars with almost half of that going to only two players Johan Santana and Carlos Beltran.

Remember America, we need to tighten our belts because while you may be able to live without that night out on the town with your significant other or that tune-up your car needs, we certainly couldn’t live without the Mets.

GroupOn NYC Follows Up Its Classy Tibet Ad with (Soup) Nazi Deal

After airing what seems to be the unanimous choice for worst Super Bowl commercial last night, GroupOn followed-up it’s amazingly tasteless Tibetan Super Bowl ad with a Soup Nazi deal.

Somehow seems kind of fitting.