Big F*cking Deal (Hint: The “*” is a “u”)

The rest of the world might have a lot of reasons to poke fun at us right about now but having a badass for a President isn’t one of them. You can actually buy one of these shirts on Obama’s website.

With the exception of maybe Eisenhower, I can’t think of any President in recent memory that would be willing to lay it out like this.

America’s Darwin Problem: Fear of a Fact Planet

The chasm in the U.S. between science and religion doesn’t seem to be dissipating in the least.

According to a 2009 Gallup poll taken on the 200th anniversary of Charles Darwin’s birth, fewer than 40% of Americans are willing to say that they “believe in evolution.” When another study asked if humans had developed from earlier species of animals, the American public split right down the middle. 40% said they had, while 39% rejected any suggestion that our species had emerged from the process of evolution. Even more worrisome is the fact that rejection of evolution correlates closely with political views, with a majority of the members of one of our major political parties casting themselves as Darwin rejectionists.

You might think that since Americans are a practical, pragmatic people, this is an issue that would turn on the weight of the evidence. It’s not. In an age of molecular genomics, it is ever more apparent that the fingerprints of evolution are pressed deeply into human DNA, just as they are into the genomes of every other organism. Biologists understand this, and so do students who study the science of life. Whether conservative or liberal, fundamentalist or agnostic, the more students learn of biology, the more they accept evolution. So, why does public acceptance matter if the students who actually go into science see the evidence for evolution so clearly?

As Miller says, “Evolution isn’t just a story about where we came from. It’s an epic at the center of life itself. Far from robbing our lives of meaning, it instills an appreciation for the beautiful, enduring, and ultimately triumphant fabric of life that covers our planet. Understanding that doesn’t demean human life — it enhances it.”

U.S. Prison Industrial Complex: Or How Corporate America Reinvented the Slave Trade

Facts:

  • 1 in 30 men age 20-34 are in prison.
  • For black males that statistic jumps to 1 in 9.
  • There are more 17 year old black people in prison than in college.
  • America makes up 5% the world’s population and 25% of the world’s prison population.

How is this so profitable? Here is some of what prisoners produce.

  • 100% of all military helmets, ammunition belts, bullet proof vests, ID tags and other uniform accessories.
  • 93% of all domestically made paints come from prison labor.
  • 36% of all home appliance
  • 21% of all office furniture.

Government spending on corrections has soared since 1997 by 72 percent, up to $74 billion in 2007. And the private prison industry has raked in tremendous profits. Last year the two largest private prison companies — Corrections Corporation of America (CCA) and GEO Group — made over $2.9 billion in revenue…

…the private prison industry uses three strategies to influence public policy: lobbying, direct campaign contributions, and networking. The three main companies have contributed $835,514 to federal candidates and over $6 million to state politicians…

…In Arizona, 30 of the 36 legislators who co-sponsored the state’s controversial immigration law that would undoubtedly put more immigrants behind bars received campaign contributions from private prison lobbyists or companies.

We need to stop all the squabbling and petty quarreling amongst ourselves and find out and who the real enemies our country are and focus our efforts towards stopping them from completely destroying the foundations of the place we call home.

Tax Loopholes: Or How the Rich are Destroying America While Pointing the Finger at the Poor

Without giving it much thought many people automatically assume that the poor are the largest drain on our society and our resources. This is why different segments of poor are so often pitted against each other, each feeling that the other is “taking” something that the other needs. Moderately-poor people loathe very-poor people who, in turn, loathe poverty people living below the poverty line.

Each group would be far more likely to stand up for the rights of the 1% with the mindset that they’ve bought into, believing that someday that will be them and they wouldn’t want anyone making them pay their fair share. It’s why so many Americans are vehemently opposed to legislation that would directly benefit them and potentially make the rich pay their fair share.

Tax loopholes are breaking America’s bank as well as the backs of working-class Americans.

Loopholes, poor regulations, and off-shore havens allow corporations and the very wealthy to draw on the benefits of a strong nation-state without fully paying back in, eroding a system that’s less tested than we might think.

When the average (read: poor) American does something selfish and awful that in all likelihood will have a negative impact on the people around him and society in general he has the tendency to lay low. When rich folks do the same the run for President.

Millions of dollars of Mitt Romney’s personal wealth have been recently tied to bank accounts in the Cayman Islands, a Caribbean UK territory with decent SCUBA diving and spectacular don’t-ask-don’t-tell banking regulations. The Romney campaign protests, weakly yet amusingly, that “the accounts provide no tax advantage to American investors like Romney” but are there purely for the convenience of foreign investors who might wish to invest in Bain Capital without the “entanglements” of the United States tax system. Either way, a portion of Romney’s considerable wealth is parked where it isn’t subject to the same taxation that the average citizen experiences.

If we, as a nation, aren’t willing to address the ever broadening inequalities in this country, to make the rich pay their fair share and acknowledge that without the 99% their wealth wouldn’t exist at all, we’re going to be in serious trouble.

Romney Continues His Support of For-Profit Colleges


If you plan on sabotaging the country for the next few decades by making sure we churn out a bunch of stupid kids then Mitt Romney is definitely the candidate for you. It’s no secret that Romney is not only the candidate of the 1% but, being the 3,140 richest person in the country, he’s truly the candidate of the 0.001%.

Some of Romney’s biggest supporters are big money executives that stand to make some serious cash, at your child’s brains expense of course, by privatizing higher education. The fact that this guy is actually leading the GOP polls is appalling (albeit not very surprising).

Short of flat out saying, “I honestly could not even care less about you or your kids education because I’m rich bitch,” Romney isn’t trying to hide his utter disconnect from working class America and total lack of respect for anyone besides his business donors.

At a town-hall-style meeting in New Hampshire last month, listeners pressed Mitt Romney on the soaring cost of higher education. His solution: students should consider for-profit colleges like the little-known Full Sail University in Florida.

A week later in Iowa, Mr. Romney offered another unsolicited endorsement for “a place in Florida called Full Sail University.” By increasing competition, for-profit institutions like Full Sail, which focuses on the entertainment field, “hold down the cost of education” and help students get jobs without saddling them with excessive debt, he said.

Yeah, because nothing screams savings and reduced cost like a system that demands a higher profit from year to year to support and pay for CEOs, shareholders, boards of directors and media elites who advertise.

Mr. Romney did not mention the cost of tuition at Full Sail, which runs more than $80,000, for example, for a 21-month program in “video game art.”

Nor did he mention its spotty graduation rate. Or, for that matter, that its chief executive, Bill Heavener, is a major campaign donor and a co-chairman of his state fund-raising team in Florida.

That team, Mr. Romney said last fall when he appointed Mr. Heavener, “will be crucial to my efforts in Florida and across the country.”

Beyond his fund-raising role, Mr. Heavener has committed his own resources to the cause. He and his wife have each given the maximum $2,500 to the campaign, and he gave $45,000 to Restore Our Future, a “super PAC” run by former Romney aides to bolster his campaign. The chairman of the private equity fund that owns Full Sail University — C. Kevin Landry of TA Associates — gave $40,000 to Restore Our Future, records show.

Full Sail University? Seriously? Are you fucking kidding me? Do you really want your kid to go to some place called Full Sail University? What do you do when your “university” goes bankrupt a year and half in to your fake degree?

The DNCW With Stephen Colbert Super PAC Releases its First Commercial

The Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert Super PAC released its first ad last night focusing its attention on Mitt Romney and his claim that “corporations are people too”.

“Mitt Romney claims to be pro-corporations,” said Jon Stewart, President of The Definitely Not Coordinated With Stephen Colbert Super PAC. “But would you let him date your daughter’s corporation? Americans have been clamoring for a comprehensive study of this crucial issue, so we splurged for the full sixty-second commercial. We think South Carolinians will agree – they deserve a leader who shares their state’s values, and perhaps even their state’s initials.”

Mitt Romney Thinks the 99% is Just Envious of the 1%

Have you ever coveted the 1%’s ability to put food on the table, not get evicted and afford health insurance? That’s not inequality you feel, it’s envy…according to Mitt Romney.

In the video, Romney breaks it down for Matt Lauer saying, “I think it’s about envy. It’s about class warfare. I think when you have a president encouraging the idea of dividing American based on 99% vs 1% …that’s inconsistent with ‘One Nation, Under God.’”

Can anyone point to a time when Obama was encouraging Occupy Wall Street or the 99%?

When Matt Lauer asks if questions about the distribution of wealth can ever be asked without it being seen as “envy” Romney responds by saying, “I think it’s fine to talk about those things in quiet rooms and discussions about tax policies and the like…”

Hear that your poor schmucks? Get your ass back in the house, or the motel room/shelter you’re living in since your house was foreclosed on, and discuss how rich the 1% are in there…quietly.

Crash Course in the Politics of Presidential Debates and Why They’re So Useless

If you’re under 40 years old and have watched any of the Presidential Debates over the past couple of decades you’ve probably wondered why they seemed so inane and fruitless in providing any real insight or confronting the candidates with tough questions.

From 1976-1984 the League of Women Voters sponsored the debates and actually posed tough questions to the candidates. By the time the 1988 elections were rolling around the pressure from the (only two) political parties in the country was so intense to start sugar coating the debates that rather than bow to pressure the LWV decided to withdraw their sponsorship altogether.

The League of Women Voters is withdrawing sponsorship of the presidential debates…because the demands of the two campaign organizations would perpetrate a fraud on the American voter. It has become clear to us that the candidates’ organizations aim to add debates to their list of campaign-trail charades devoid of substance, spontaneity and answers to tough questions. The League has no intention of becoming an accessory to the hoodwinking of the American public.

That pretty much describes every debate since 1988. So when you’re watching the debates later this year just keep in mind that it’s a watered down version of what could be thanks to pressure from each of the parties to avoid being confronted with any difficult issues.

Colbert Super PAC Airs its First Commercial for the Iowa Straw Poll

Anonymous Takes Over the Syrian Ministry of Defense Website and Delivers Message to the Syrian People

Click the image to enlarge and read the text.

As of 1 a.m. EST you can still see the live site at http://mod.gov.sy/.

The Legislation that Will Kill Internet Privacy for Good

Conor Friedersdorf has a great post up over at The Atlantic about a new bill written under the guise of protecting children from online predators by sacrificing the rights of every person that uses the internet.

Under language approved 19 to 10 by a House committee, the firm that sells you Internet access would be required to track all of your Internet activity and save it for 18 months, along with your name, the address where you live, your bank account numbers, your credit card numbers, and IP addresses you’ve been assigned.

Tracking the private daily behavior of everyone in order to help catch a small number of child criminals is itself the noxious practice of police states. Said an attorney for the Electronic Frontier Foundation: “The data retention mandate in this bill would treat every Internet user like a criminal and threaten the online privacy and free speech rights of every American.” Even more troubling is what the government would need to do in order to access this trove of private information: ask for it.

Obviously no one would disagree that we need to do whatever we can to catch and prosecute online predators that prey on children but this is a terrible way to go about it. Casting a net of suspicion over everyone to try and capture a few is not worth the rights the many, law-abiding people would have to sacrifice.

Keith Olbermann on Taking Back Governance From the Thieves and Corporate Raiders That Have Stolen It

The time for us to actually start caring about what’s going on and take the lead of so many before us and take to the streets to peacefully protest this grotesque abuse of power taking place in Washington today.

Get mad, get unified.

Stephen Colbert Tells the Story of the Billy Goat, the Troll and the Debt Ceiling

With wall to wall coverage of the debt ceiling bill on virtually every channel it was still no shock that it took until 11:30 p.m. EST for someone to accurately describe what the hell just happened. The Clinton troll comparison makes Obama troll come off looking pretty shameful.

Tax the Rich, Stupid

Every morning I wake up and tab open all my go to news sites to find out what I missed in the 2.5 hours I was sleeping and, without fail, I continue to open up CNN. It’s like a train wreck but I can’t stop reading it even though my therapist assures me that the simple act of not reading CNN would reduce my rage threshold by 47%. And if CNN isn’t rage-inducing enough CNN Money is enough to make me completely lose my shit.

This morning I came across an “article” by Jeanne Sahadi titled “Tax the rich! OK, but then what, Mr. President?“.

Sahadi insinuates that Obama’s plan to tax the rich is a ploy to get him re-elected, which may well be true, but let’s not set aside the fact that taxing the rich at a fair rate, oh let’s say, more than at their current 26% rate would have a serious impact on helping the nation’s economy.

You don’t need to be an economist to look at the distribution of wealth in the chart above to see how much revenue could be generated from the top 1% of the people who control the wealth in this country.

If that doesn’t drive it home, take a look at the tax rates for millionaires over the past 60 years.

And of course we don’t want to piss off the corporations by making them pay their fair share of taxes or they might just start dismantling the middle class and shipping our jobs elsewhere.
For Ms. Sahadi’s sake I’ve taken the time to give her a brief history lesson on income tax in America.

During World War I, the Democrats altered the tax by adopting highly progressive rates and structuring the base to consist of the incomes of corporations and upper-income individuals. Additionally, an excess profits tax was imposed. This was a progressive tax on above-normal profits, and it generated most of the new tax revenue raised during World War I. Together the income tax and excess profits tax became an explicit means for the redistribution of income. To administer these taxes, the Bureau of Internal Revenue reorganized along functional lines, expanded in size, and employed such experts as accountants, lawyers, and economists. In 1916, “reporting at the source” was adopted, which required corporations to report salaries, dividends, and wages to the Treasury Department.

When the Republicans took control of the presidency and Congress in 1921, taxes on corporations and upper-income taxpayers were reduced, the excess profits tax was repealed, and the tax rate structure was adjusted to be less progressive. Many preferences were incorporated into tax law in the form of deductions, and the preferential taxation of capital gains was adopted. A capital gain is a gain that results from the sale of a capital asset, such as shares of stock in a corporation. In 1932 under President Hoover and in 1935 and 1937 under President Roosevelt, tax rates increased and the tax base expanded. However, the income tax was not a dominant policy focus during the 1930s, partially because the federal government relied heavily on excise taxes and debt to obtain funds to support government activities.

World War II. The most significant impact of World War II on the individual income tax was to transform it to a mass tax that was broadly based and progressive. In 1941, changes were made to both rates and base. Higher tax rates were adopted and lower exemptions were allowed, thus expanding the base. Higher tax rates were adopted again in 1942. With the inclusion of a surtax, tax rates ranged from 13 percent on the first $2000 of taxable income to 82 percent on taxable income in excess of $200,000. The number of taxpayers increased from 3.9 million in 1939 to 42.6 million in 1945. At the end of the war, 60 percent of households paid the income tax. The efficiency of collection was enhanced by the adoption of payroll withholding in 1943. By 1944, the individual income tax generated about 40 percent of federal revenues.

From 1980 until 2000. The 1980s began with the adoption of the Economic Recovery Tax Act (ERTA) during President Reagan’s term. A key provision of this act was the indexing of tax rates for inflation to eliminate bracket creep. ERTA provided for significant reductions in tax rates and began to reduce the role of the income tax in the nation’s revenue system. During the 1980s, interest in tax reform grew, culminating in passage of the Tax Reform Act of 1986. The goal of this act was to be revenue-neutral, neither increasing nor decreasing revenues. It provided for a reduction in tax rates by expanding the tax base through the elimination of some tax expenditures.

Let’s see how much more we can take from that bottom 90% that somehow manages to survive on an average income up $31,000 a year. We don’t want to piss off the rich and have them stop letting all their wealth trickle down to us now would we?

image via Mother Jones

Soylent Green Anyone?

Apparently nothing gets the old folks motivated like a black man in the White House and anyone trying to give them better health care options.

[Seniors] “remain the group most resistant to Obama’s health-care agenda and the most skeptical of him overall.” As a result, Tuesday’s exit polls showed that in contrast to 2006, when voters over 65 split their vote 49 percent to 49 percent between Democrats and the GOP, they now support Republicans 58–40, by far the largest pro-GOP margin of any age group.

Way to stick it to the man gramps, I mean really, what the fuck has Obama done so far anyway? Who cares that he’s cut prescription drug cost for medicare recipients by 50%. It’s not like that directly benefits you in any way…oh wait, yeah it does.

Well, maybe you’re all pissed that he enacted the Children’s Health Insurance Reauthorization Act, which provides health care to 11 million kids — 4 million of whom were previously uninsured.

In the last midterm elections, in 2006, over-65ers made up 19 percent of the voter pool; the same goes for 1994, the last time the GOP ran the board on a recently elected Democratic president. So this year’s number—again, 23 percent—is a full 4 percentage points higher than the recent benchmarks.

I guess fear really is the great motivator.