There are no words.  Please do not watch this video if there are any sharp objects near you that could be used to stab at your ears to make it all go away, don’t say I didn’t warn you.  This Songsmith ad is in HD for your added viewing pleasure.

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WTF?!  Did Bill Gates kidnap these singers from Up with People or something?  This actually just trumped, catching my parents having sex when I was seven, as the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen in my life.  The most awsomest part about the whole thing?  They’re using a fucking Mac in the commercial!  Way to go Microsoft, just brilliant.

And just in case you think this isn’t real, you may want to check out the official Microsoft Songsmith website.